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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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  • Bae:  Come over
  • Me:  I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae:  My parents aren't home
  • Me:  Broom Broom

" go talk to ya other hoes"
a girl in love wit u (via coolboyclub)

.. I’d like to know more about you.


piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me


marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY



jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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robelessd:

the holy trinity


ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 


grawly:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

this post ruined my life


i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours


theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again


workbitchs:

when a bitch doesn’t work

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daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.