When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
.. I’d like to know more about you.
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
the holy trinity
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
this post ruined my life
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
when a bitch doesn’t work
Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.