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kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 


pansexualpotatoe:

This person is experiencing true terror


slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser


onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog


My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!


kruel-kid:

me:

you:



autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video


tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”


klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please


" Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)


dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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"

Are you calling me a liar?

"
Drake Bell (via robertdinnero)

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Well I ain’t calling you a truther.

"
Josh Peck (via robertdinnero)

psilentasincjelli:

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

#someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on