MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…
did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????
Unhappily Ever After by Jeff Hong
September 17th, 2014: Arriving in Athens, Greece
THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG BY THAT BAND 3 MINUTES OF SPRING OR SOME SHIT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND ALL I FUCKING HEAR IS “IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR” IF I DONT GET AT LEAST 8 HOURS OF SLEEP I AM NOT GONNA LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE
Because, for real.
Every fucking time I say that I don’t want kids, people look at me like I have 3 heads. Some even go so far as to tell me “Oh, you will anyway” because apparently things like birth control/contraceptives don’t exist. Apparently I’m not quite smart enough to avoid pregnancy, no…
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
People trying to lose weight or starting in #fitness: let me tell you something #elliptical machines for #cardio are #bullshit. Get on a #treadmill and #workout for real!!!
Did you really snap this photo at the gym just so that you could make fun of these people? You do not have the right to take pictures of strangers and post them online without permission. Nor do you have the right to demean and devalue another person’s chosen workout. You do not know their medical history, their goals, their abilities or their intents.
Elliptical machines offer a huge amount of benefits that a treadmill does not. An elliptical is typically less stressful on the knees, hips and back. The handles allow additional balance and support for those who wish/need to include their arms in the exercise. The ability to pedal in reverse gives an additional opportunity to workout your calves and hamstrings. It has even been scientifically shown that people exert more effort on an elliptical than they perceive, meaning that an easy elliptical workout is more intense than the exerciser may think.
If someone is working out to the best of their ability and they are enjoying their time in the gym, then they are working out “for real.” It isn’t your place to belittle their effort.
Thank you. Since I messed up my knee, I’ve tried going on a treadmill only to end in me *limping* because of the stress on my knee.
Does it get your HR up? Then it’s cardio. Simple as that.
People need to stop being assholes, put down their phones and get to work.
Guess what? In the time you took this picture and posted it to make fun of people they burned more calories than you.
Everything has a place and a purpose. You do you.
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke