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vibruhtor:

*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*


jrdnpage:

Britney Spears talks about Christina Aguilera (2003)

jrdnpage:

Britney Spears talks about Christina Aguilera (2003)


niteline:

Bad Singles
August 31, 1987

" Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy."
my motivation to be happy. (via insignificantttt)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys


bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying


bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha


cytoplast:

i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth


jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning


humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single


actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT


str33twalker:

michael jacksons laugh variates between soft cute chuckles to the screams of a howler monkey


shamonex:

Happy Birthday to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson (29/08/1958)